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Elliott Moose  - Drinking $1   |2010-08-26 22:06:50 Katie - I have had 5 beers n paid u $5 so we are even Moose - I want you on top!

Leigh  - to Mike van Hie, reunion weekend   |2010-07-28 18:07:33 You're so hot I forget how to breathe

Anonymous  - Leigh- Rapist van   |2010-07-28 18:01:23 FOCUS BITCHES

Lindsey  - - with her serious face on -   |2010-06-05 21:24:23 Guys...we can drink a lot in 5 minutes.

Elliott Miller  - Failing to ride the bathroom door down the stairs   |2010-04-15 22:34:11 Ryan don't come down the stairs! It hurts! The door didn't move.

Chaddy Mac  - drunk on bus comming home from downtown   |2010-03-24 18:21:15 Chad to random girl on the bus "I will go down on you for 3 hours if I can get one bite of that pita" Random girl-

Buck   |2010-03-14 14:06:18 "Do you guys just want to become Tug Boats?"

brittany  - conversation between two brittanys   |2010-03-10 14:51:14 brittany A to brittany B "how do you feel about a kegger at our house?" what brittany B hear "how do you feel about a kangaroo at our house" brittany B's response "well i think it would be cool, like you know i could practice my boxing skills and such"

Laura  - About Jason   |2010-03-04 15:31:45 We never touched each other until he came along

Katie   |2010-03-03 21:34:00 I can get really drunk on a boat. I feel it extra much!

Laura   |2010-02-27 16:41:52 Would you be mad if I slapped you right now?

Laura   |2010-02-08 20:05:01 I'm going to try that on you Katie, kiss you every time you start talking!

Katie   |2010-02-08 20:00:26 Not everyone is a hermaphrodite like me

katie fleming   |2010-01-31 21:30:05 my butt looks like leigh's face

Jason  - after pub   |2010-01-29 20:51:59 I'm going to fuckin grapefruit ya!

Jason  - after pub   |2010-01-29 20:51:14 I'll make your cookies! Chocolate chaaaap!!

Jason   |2010-01-29 20:50:22 I'll throw up your moly macaroni

Jason   |2010-01-29 20:49:07 I'll bang yo patato yo!

Laura S  - The Bachelor application   |2010-01-18 19:46:22 "I love excercising and having sex!"

Elliott Miller  - Ski Trip 2010   |2010-01-11 20:57:46 "Whiskey Kraft Dinner?" *shoves spoon in random persons mouth*

Laura Somerville   |2009-12-10 20:51:26 "Laura is crazy, that is all"

Priest  - Pub Night   |2009-11-23 09:53:39 "Your lucky your cute"

Matt  - on Michael Phelps   |2009-11-13 10:56:51 Have u seen his body?!?!?! It's unbelievable!

Kuce  - Halloween Chippendale.   |2009-11-01 12:36:22 This party ain't free.

Katie Flemming  - Simcoe fair   |2009-10-22 12:58:31 I can't touch myself, because I am all wet

Amelia's Phone   |2009-10-19 22:24:53 What does parsley and pubic hair have in common? Nothing! Just push it aside and keep eating.

Kevin Robson   |2009-10-19 22:24:01 Getting Swine Flu from pork is like getting herpes through the phone!

Jeremy  - To Cops at Oktoberfest   |2009-10-16 06:57:07 Your a copsicle, but without the fun!

Priest  - P90X(Workout Video) Results   |2009-10-13 21:42:12 The thing is the before pictures of these people are what I wish I could be.

Cory  - Jays Game   |2009-10-07 18:34:47 Beaver crawl.... that sounds like something lesbians would do...

Katie F   |2009-10-05 21:44:28 I like pickles.. and your mom

Katie F  - After reading 5 words   |2009-10-05 20:41:32 This movie has too many words, I can tell already

Jer, Eric  - At pub   |2009-10-01 11:38:31 Jer- She would have been happier born a man Eric- Most definitely

Matt  - Bus to School   |2009-10-01 11:35:50 His names Stan, the paki over there......... OMG! PAKISTAN!

Ryan  - While wrestling Mike on the kitchen floor   |2009-09-29 18:59:49 Wow...you smell nice.

Matt Groen  - Schroeds Truck   |2009-09-27 20:55:55 Eric's truck is so heavy cause it is armored...wow thats amazing....HEY WAIT!!!!

Wee Man  - Walking home from pub, past the semex building   |2009-09-26 23:19:00 F*ck you building. Oh look at me I am a building I don't have to walk I am already home f*ck you.

Buck   |2009-09-24 19:40:05 Is it a bad thing that we have a problem not getting drunk?

Cam  - lady gaga   |2009-09-23 17:54:49 wouldn't it suck if lady gaga had a bigger penis than you

Buck  - On Finding $60   |2009-09-23 11:46:28 Do you think this is a turning point in my life?

Mike V  - about the length of sausage from his pigs   |2009-09-16 19:48:45 My pigs take after their daddy!

Ryan G   |2009-09-16 19:42:11 Get 'er done, and if you can't get 'er done, get 'er drunk.

Shitty  - Singer   |2009-04-14 21:09:11 I didn't go to Western da do da do AGGIE PUB

Mark  - Organic   |2009-04-14 14:37:46 Jeremy-Why don't you talk to organic will Mark-Because then i would have to talk to an organic guy. But i'd talk to organic girls because they lady parts

Mark  - high altitude pub   |2009-04-14 14:35:24 ali can you sew these

Shitty   |2009-04-08 20:37:31 Why am i such a shit head?

Shitty   |2009-04-03 07:57:35 I said some pretty whitty things.

Shitty   |2009-04-01 20:49:59 VEAL CALF!

241   |2009-03-27 21:55:18 Fuck, I gotta go boast my immune system

241   |2009-03-27 21:54:25 Chelsea - Look I put a blanket over Katies head Laura - I think that is called rape Chels Chelsea - Naw, its just so she can't speak

The Doctors   |2009-03-27 21:52:48 "If you have sex 200 times a year, you can add 6 years to your life"

Katie   |2009-03-27 21:50:41 Oh thats not the remote, thats Erin's belt

Laura Sommerville   |2009-03-27 21:49:32 (music) Can you feel the love tonight (music) Laura - Oh yes, yes I can

Chelsea   |2009-03-27 21:47:26 I found a tickelish part on Katie's butt

Jason   |2009-03-25 15:48:51 Medium Oreo blizzards have zero calories...They are like vegetables. They are like celery. When you eat them you gget negative calories.

WAAC   |2009-03-15 21:44:34 It's cold...but it's a dry cold

Elliott   |2009-03-12 00:31:00 Ya she's got a little junk in the trunk but thats okay

Elliott   |2009-03-12 00:30:05 Oh she is so ugly...Oh I'm sorry...

Ryan G   |2009-03-07 00:05:53 When asked if he pre drank at ag bus 537. " Ya i was there for a bit but left after 10 min cause it was to dangerous"

Sculthorpe   |2009-03-05 11:56:13 jeremy checking his marks online-Hey guys whats the midterm out of 20? Kuce-100 Jeremy-fuck i got 13

Kelly   |2009-03-01 23:16:03 "Maybe she has malaria! haha" (said about Erin with a happy giggle)

Richelle   |2009-02-27 15:05:55 He was so pure and innocent then I (vicious cougar noise and clawwing actions)

Kuce   |2009-02-23 18:20:05 I'm so paid.

Heather   |2009-02-23 16:39:49 I can get low!

Katie   |2009-02-23 16:39:24 People just like to give it to me

Rebecca   |2009-02-23 14:43:25 What? I am alowwed to blow you every once and a while, you blow me all the time

Heather   |2009-02-23 14:42:07 Aloha

Costa Rica   |2009-02-23 14:41:16 Wanna see my chest?

Richelle   |2009-02-23 14:40:47 My mom always told me if I ate all my peas I would become the Pink Power Ranger, and I am still eatting me peas but I am not the Pink Power Ranger.

Jim Lahey   |2009-02-10 11:26:53 I am the liquor.

Buck   |2009-02-08 20:43:13 Did you know that a canadian invented time?

PETA Lady   |2009-02-07 15:51:01 WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE ANIMALS!! THE ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OPAC   |2009-02-07 15:48:46 Mitch: What is that disgusting shit in your coffee pot Shitty: I tried to make coffee, turns out you don't dumb everything into the pot and not turn it on

Phil Collins  - `   |2009-02-07 11:01:47 Peanut butter and jammmmm!!!!

Phil Collins   |2009-02-07 01:31:04 Baaaaaammmmmmmmmmm

Miller   |2009-02-06 10:13:24 Peta is stupid, fish aren`t animals, they`re like plants with mouths

Kuc   |2009-02-05 17:46:32 I'm Good

Christy   |2009-02-04 18:34:11 Stop Laura! your making me all wet!

Mitch   |2009-02-04 18:29:52 I dont know if you guys have heard the word on the street but i am kind of a big deal

?   |2009-02-04 14:59:46 i love quota

Kuc   |2009-02-03 22:30:04 I'm thirsty

Nick   |2009-02-03 22:29:14 Yeah well girls that go to Ridgetown need knee pads

Hockey Team   |2009-02-03 22:28:35 Rebecca can hit her knees really well, but she doesn't like to let the balls go.

Cam   |2009-02-02 21:09:35 Kemptville finishing there song shitty-Thats a neat trick

Kuc   |2009-02-02 20:43:32 this is jason from stolz mildmay

ECONO BUS   |2009-02-02 15:57:07 I want to take a week off but i love high altitude pubs!

?   |2009-02-02 13:07:11 I'll forgive you, but only because of your spectacular blue eyes.

Shitty   |2009-02-02 13:05:47 THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! I want Step Brothers back NOW!!!!!!!!!

Shitty   |2009-02-02 13:04:35 kasjdhfkjasdkfjasbdkfnbsdlkjfhskadjf

Ranch   |2009-02-02 13:03:20 Laura Ford "Dip me Buck" Buck "I don't dip" Laura on her head on the floor Buck "I told her I don't dip"

buc   |2009-02-02 07:23:43 good thing they couldnt fit the tv through the window

cam   |2009-02-02 07:22:49 he beats her a bit and then she kills him ...like what the fuck is that

Buc   |2009-02-01 22:27:56 I am expanding

Mitch   |2009-02-01 22:27:13 I have 4 dollars

Cam   |2009-02-01 22:26:44 fight to the death see who wins

Mike   |2008-04-11 19:06:30 Sorry i don't speak chinese

???   |2008-04-04 01:28:28 Shutup B&%#$, I'm openin your can!!!

Sculthorpe   |2008-04-02 23:02:24 Bring the air conditioner!

Curtis   |2008-04-02 17:47:21 Mike: "Are we premitted to use graphics to write our essay on the exam?"

The Cluster   |2008-03-15 02:09:34 WHOOP!!! WHOOP!!! WHOOP!!! (out the lounge window at the passing student tours)

Kuce   |2008-03-12 15:58:30 Ya that drunk lady dancing with random people last night ya that was my mom

Chelsea   |2008-03-11 01:09:32 I'm Slorry

Kevin Buchner   |2008-03-05 15:33:57 "we should just do it in a random bush"

Prez   |2008-03-02 18:35:13 Let's get hydrated!

Prez   |2008-02-27 15:09:02 it was the water that did it

Buchner   |2008-02-14 14:00:21 To legit to quit.

Todd   |2008-02-03 23:06:05 Everybody do the VERTICAL WORM!

Laura   |2008-01-29 16:31:10 are bell bottoms still in style?

Laura Ford   |2008-01-28 18:12:44 I am Tony the Tiger, RAWR! Wanna see me get WILD!

Lynard Skinner   |2008-01-27 22:00:56 "I'm 28"

Nick   |2008-01-27 22:00:29 this card is a guy... your a guy, COME ON IN!!

Mitch   |2008-01-24 18:54:50 think about it

Buchner   |2008-01-18 18:05:45 Tony Romo, no homo.

Greidanus   |2008-01-16 20:23:42 It was actually that bad last night was it Leigh?

LEIGH   |2008-01-16 05:02:35 thsasafpfjjeuidldl; kkdhhdhjdiufufu jjdgh

Le Prez   |2008-01-11 17:39:58 No matter how you break an egg, you can always put it back together.

Laura (Sarah)   |2008-01-10 16:51:23 My screen went white!! it went to heaven!!!

Kucera   |2008-01-10 14:09:51 My shirts really wet

Jeremy   |2008-01-08 20:24:45 Don't worry man, I'm from Port Hope.

Jeremy (ski trip '08)   |2008-01-08 16:52:47 Guys, I swear, I usually don't get this drunk!

Proud Farmer   |2007-12-21 22:48:09 If you ate today - thank a farmer!!!!!

Confuscious   |2007-12-16 21:10:23 Man who live in glass house should live in basement

Put Pork On Your Fork!   |2007-12-15 18:39:54 Cats looks down on you, dogs look up to you but pigs look you straight in the eye and see there equal

Hed, Rebecca, Kristen, Liz and   |2007-12-13 20:48:02 HOUSE OF FUN!!! WHOOP! WHOOP!

Aristotle   |2007-12-13 14:11:36 All learning which is required under compulsion has no hold upon the mind

Dwight Shrut   |2007-12-13 14:10:36 Thats what she said!

Cock of the Flock   |2007-12-13 01:09:50 Ya but he created chickens before cattle!!

Vern   |2007-12-05 15:25:51 On the 7th day, God created Limousin cattle

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